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Today's Lesson - Communications
Me (calling my brother on the phone): Hey, Monster! I'm making you the beneficiary on my life insurance, and I need your social security number.
Me: Let me guess, you don't want to say it over the phone.
Me: I don't suppose you'd like to send it via email.
Me: Then what the hell am I supposed to do? Use telepathy to read it directly from your mind?
Him: Yes. Go!
Me: I will destroy you someday.