*points to banner*
This is why. If you've ever looked at me and thought, "what the hell?" these three people are the reason. I wish I could carry them around in my pocket, like a note from my doctor excusing me from normal human interaction.
"Oh, I'm sorry I weirded you out just then. This is why."
On the bright side, they're the ones who taught me to not really care what the world at large thinks. They provide the funny, but they also give me strength. A life of cheerful absurdity is my heritage, my biological imperative.
In related news, hello. This is my new blog.