Yay, it's the return of "Lessons from the Family Sri." For those of you who missed our previous classes, please click the "lessons" tag below.
Today's Lesson - Communications
Me (calling my brother on the phone): Hey, Monster! I'm making you the beneficiary on my life insurance, and I need your social security number.
Him: Umm...
Me: Let me guess, you don't want to say it over the phone.
Him: Right.
Me: I don't suppose you'd like to send it via email.
Him: Ha!
Me: Then what the hell am I supposed to do? Use telepathy to read it directly from your mind?
Him: Yes. Go!
Me: I will destroy you someday.
1 comment:
Oh how I love your blog! Let me count the ways!
Seriously, your posts never fail to make me smile. Although I really would like to hear your take on Zumanity sometime. Brian and I went in Feb and it was not quite as...classy...as we had expected.
I look forward to you posting more!
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