But the ones who are really suffering are the
But you know what they say - misery loves company. And so I bring you...
Disturbing Things I Know
If you were born at the end of October, your parents were probably doing it on Valentine's. If you were due to be a Christmas baby, like me, you were conceived around April Fool's Day.
10% of paternity is "other than reported." Think of your nine closest friend - if they look like their dads, it might be you.
Not only do we share 99% of our genes with chimps - we also share the majority of our genes with bananas.
There really is such a thing as a mouse genetically engineered to grow a human ear on its back:
Behold!What's that? You're going to be sick? Funny, I feel much better.
*whistles*
2 comments:
my favorite semi-disturbing/amusing fact related to this post is that people born in the first week or so of october's parents were doing it on new year's eve. in fact, october 5 is the most common birthday for that reason. i love when i meet someone born around that date so i can be like, "haha! i know when you were conceived!"
also, i cannot think of you as batman, since i want to do batman (the current christian bale version) a lot.
Genetic counselors have a little thing called a "pregnancy wheel" we use to figure these things out. According to my wheel, a Probable Conception date of Jan 1st gives a Estimated Delivery of mid to late September... You may want to check your source, just so you're not laughing in the wrong people's faces.
I didn't say I was Batman, just that I'm like him. I deal with Jokers all day (yuk yuk yuk).
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